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I was sitting on the couch in our basement and I heard Kelly grunt something I couldn’t quite understand from the downstairs bathroom.
“I just dropped a magazine I was about to read in the toilet.” He said.
I asked, “well, is it icky?”
“It’s soaking wet.”
“Um was there anything in the toilet except for water.”
He replied, “well, I had just peed in it.”
Ah, good times at the Keeton house.